Chapter 24
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When Mayor Daley's attention was distracted somewhere else, Tanya sidled up to Bella's side.
"His name is Dick Daley? His parents must have been a little twisted. That's my kind of people." She waggled her eyebrows, which caused Bella to bite her lip to stifle the giggles that were bubbling up.
"Hey Bells?" Tanya asked.
"I don't think I want to hear it, but, what?"
"What would his wife say when asked if she loved her husband? 'Oh, yes! I love Dick Daley!' I'd respond and say, 'Yeah, me too honey!'"
Bella made a choking sound as she held back laughter. She gave the mayor a sheepish smile and elbowed Tanya in the side when he turned around to make sure that she was okay.
"Are you alright, baby?" Edward asked quietly in her ear.
She couldn't help but smile at sight of him in his tux.
"I'm fine, Edward. Tanya's being a whore though."
Tanya snorted and shook her head. "You love me for it."
"That I do, Tahn. That I do," Bella sighed, before winking at her friend.
oohh Edward in a tux...can't wait.
ReplyDeleteI will always be grateful to you for making Tanya a funny ho' instead of a skanky one ; p
ReplyDeleteMy BFF's name is Tanya and because of things she did when younger - nothing like what you are thinking - i have called her TARTYA for as long as i can remember, anyway this is the name that FFN Tanya usually gets referred to be me but now that she is a marvelous character and my BFF loves me again !!
LMFAOO THAT IS SOO FUNNY IM STILL LAUGHING..I LOVE DICK DALEY..THATS A GOOD ONE
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