When Mayor Daley's attention was distracted somewhere else, Tanya sidled up to Bella's side.
"His name is Dick Daley? His parents must have been a little twisted. That's my kind of people." She waggled her eyebrows, which caused Bella to bite her lip to stifle the giggles that were bubbling up.
"Hey Bells?" Tanya asked.
"I don't think I want to hear it, but, what?"
"What would his wife say when asked if she loved her husband? 'Oh, yes! I love Dick Daley!' I'd respond and say, 'Yeah, me too honey!'"
Bella made a choking sound as she held back laughter. She gave the mayor a sheepish smile and elbowed Tanya in the side when he turned around to make sure that she was okay.
"Are you alright, baby?" Edward asked quietly in her ear.
She couldn't help but smile at sight of him in his tux.
"I'm fine, Edward. Tanya's being a whore though."
Tanya snorted and shook her head. "You love me for it."
"That I do, Tahn. That I do," Bella sighed, before winking at her friend.