Monday, August 2, 2010

Most epic message ever.

KitsuShel was sent a message on and this is what was in the message.

Name: DeydreamBeliever
Subject: Parachute

Veruca, eh? I can do that. *whine, whine, complain - burst into song*

I want the story
I want the whole story
I want to lock it all up in my pocket
It`s my bar of chocolate
Give it to me


I want a chapter today
I want another tomorrow
I want to read `em so pick up your speed,
'Cause I want you to share `em

I want the works
I want the whole thing
Full of Presents and prizes, sweets and surprises
Of all shapes and sizes
Need it now
Don`t care how
I want it now
Don`t care how
I want it now

*smirks and takes bow* *Rolls eyes and huffs* No doubt you wish to give me
some excuse about real life and the importance of spending time with your
family. Blah, blah, blah. As if! Like you need time to eat and sleep and
take care of 'human moments'. Please. *stomps foot and shouts command*
Somebody chain her to the table with her computer and don't let her up until
the story is completed to reader satisfaction! *Smirks as people start
scurrying to look for chains. *Shakes finger and lectures* No breaks!
Nothing in real life could possibly be more important than writing and
publishing a fictional story for free to be read and critiqued by total
strangers. As if a six year old first born son could possibly compete with
that! Really, isn't that what why they invented Spongebob Squarepants - free
babysitting? I'm sure he'll be just fine watching mindless cartoons for six
hours a day while you're typing. Don't worry about him. Your anonymous
readers are what's really important - much more so than your own flesh and
*takes deep breath and relaxes, dropping Veruca persona*

There! Was that Veruca enough for you? Seriously, I'm a mother of four children, ranging in age from 5 to 11, so I'm honestly just teasing you tongue in cheek. I know we're lucky you give consistent updates. It's just hard as a reader when you're really into a story to wait for the next installment, as I'm sure you're well aware. So we just want you to know how much we value your work and wish you had more time to spend writing so we could spend more
time reading it. Rather than what we're supposed to be doing, of course.

*grin* Keep up the good work. I'm really looking forward to Friday's
chapter. It's the one I've been waiting for since you first published the

I adore this lady. Seriously. How amazing is that song??


  1. That was completely awesome! I giggled and clap as soon as I started reading it!

    And then I started singing it, hehe.

  2. I'm no musician and even I was bopping my head to the beat. lol That was fantastic! And hysterical. No real life event could possibly compete with our fictionalized world. :)

  3. that is epic!!
    I freaking love it!

  4. Priceless. Wasn't sure I liked being called a "Veruca" but now I realize I'm in the company of such genius I'm not so offended ;)


  5. LOL! Not everyone is a Veruca, although I mean it in a completely adoring way! They make me feel loved and adored! <3

  6. That was hilarious! lol. I'm totally cool with being a Veruca!!! ;)

  7. Seriously!? I loved that and it's so true. I want an update and I want one NOW! :o) That was a brilliant review!